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Lucimara da Silva is a Brazilian Track and Field athlete.

This is the picture of her ass that made her internet famous:

Awoooga! Yonkers! Look at that badonk! Can I tap that? Can I park my bike in it? 36-24-36, only if she competes in the high jump! Boners everywhere!

Alright fellas, calm down. This is a predominantly male site so ease off the testosterone a little bit before this circle jerk gets a little too homoerotic. Here are some pictures to help you do that:

This is Lucimara da Silva from the front:

And this is Lucimara da Silva’s ass without photoshop:

Nothing more than a slightly-above-average ass, with an above-average wedgie. Now the internet can put its Lucimara da Silva boner away and go back to reading quality Two Scoops content.

-Tony “Truth" Muscoli

Look at this sandbagging son of a bitch. Olympic Kayaker Marko Novakovic has shoulders that are more ripped than Britney Spear’s vagina, and he gets to hide his chicken legs inside his Kayak. GENIUS!

I can’t hate though, I’d take arms like that and legs like toothpicks if it got me on the podium. I am just jealous that he is going to be made famous for this photo of his fucking diesel delts.

I want to know more about this guy, you do too:

Marko Novakovic Stats:

Country: Serbia

Birthdate: 04/01/2026
Age: 23
Height: 6’1" / 189cm
Weight: 209lbs / 95kg
Sport: Men’s Kayak Single 200m

-Tony “Two Tickets to The Gun Show" Muscoli

3News - This is a story about everything that’s good in sport.

It’s the story of the New Zealand weightlifting team, and of two men: Richie Patterson and Tevita Ngalu.

It’s the story of how one of those men, overcame incredible pain, to lift a weight no-one thought he could possibly lift, so the other man could go to the Olympics.

When people celebrate the Olympic spirit, it is stories like this one, that they have in mind.

Did you want to feel really good about life today? Because Tevita Ngalu just did one of the most noble things I have ever seen in sport.

I have cried once before in my life, when I watched Rudy drunk, but the gamesmanship, the comradeship, the courage, the Olympic effort, the nobility, the fortitude, the honor, the selflessness, and the sheer grit it took for Tevita to lift 157kg over his head without the use of his left leg is so fucking inspiring I started to tear up watching the video.

Believe it or not, Tony has feeling too, and this story was really tugging at my heartstrings. I am going to hug a random meathead when I get to the gym today.

-Tony “Two Scoops" Muscoli

Check out that leotard. Gym swag for days.

Can we talk about this for a second? This beast of a man, Serge Redding, just pressed 502 lbs… that is insane. INSANE I TELL YOU!

Ask yourself this question, when was the last time you saw somebody put more than 4 plates on the bar for shoulder presses? If you answer is “never," then you are like the vast majority of the population. I mean, Good Ol’ Uncle Tony will occasionally throw 225+ lbs Push Presses into his shoulder routine to warm up, but that extra knee bend easily adds 40% to the lift. To put it in perspective, Serge just put five 45lb plates on either end of that Olympic bar. The fuck?

Just imagine holding 502 lbs overhead like Serge here - I can already hear your shoulder tendons exploding.

Serge was a champion. Even though this asshole Vasily beat his world record 5 minutes later with this 507 lb lift, I still give the credit to Serge because Vasily throws in a, what should have been disqualifying, knee bend:

Either way, if today is Shoulders, you should now be properly motivated to lift some heavy-ass weights.

-Tony “Two Scoops" Muscoli