Two Scoops. Get Huge.

Do you remember the story about the guy who went on a roid rage and got tased to death by police? Well, not to speak ill of the dead, but he should be less of a pussy:

Bad-fucking-ass is what that was. Fucker didn’t even flinch. Not even a little bit.

Even that huge, jacked black guy that Frank tasers on Shameless flinches when he gets tased. This guy, on the other hand, just takes a big dump on 10,000 volts, and to prove it he utters out a completely coherent and terrifyingly sincere threat before the 5-0 finally take him down.

"I’ll get you bitch."
Sincerely,
Unphased by Tasers

I’ve seen this happen once before. It was at a Planet Fitness. A guy was going apeshit for being kicked out for actually working out. Nothing could calm this guy down. When the cops finally came and tased him, he didn’t even flinch. He just threw up the middle finger to the Planet Fitness sign and climbed into the back of the cruiser,… except instead of being on PCP, this dude had taken Two Scoops.

-Tony Muscoli

Are you seeing what I am seeing?! Dat shit cray.

Now, I don’t want to be a nitpicker, but that is more of an Incline Bench Press that Flat Press. And I am having a hard time believing that that is actually an olympic bar with two 45ers on it. That being said, I am still impressed.

"New stunt. New stunt, new stunt!"

It takes a lot of coordination, balance, and core strength to pull off that move with even 50lbs, let alone 135lbs.

Also, that jacket is jacked. I assume it is a street riding jacket of some kind, and it is the coolest fucking one I’ve ever seen. Where can I cop that? That is the kind of jacket you buy, then you buy the bike to go with it. Badass.

Play on playa.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli