“20 minutes a day, 3 days a week, and you’ll have a body like Hochuli.”
Ed Hochuli is quite possibly the most famous official in America. Why? Because he is huge.
Yes, he will make the occasional long-winded penalty explanation that will bring about a few laughs on SportsCenter, but nobody laughs at him for the real reason he is famous: his barrel chest and massif biceps.
It is as simple as that, there is no joke in this post, just: Get huge like Hochuli, get noticed. End of story.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
P.S. It’s nice watching a weekend of football with the real refs.
