Earlier this year, Brian Wilson was offered $1 Million dollars by 800Razors.com to shave his illustrious beard. He turned it down.
Recently, Wilson became a free agent and New York Yankees GM Brian Cashman reached out to Wilson to inquire about a spot in the their bullpen…
Yup, Wilson told the Yankees’ no-facial hair policy to screw. I wonder how many millions of dollars in total Brian Wilson will have forgone in order to keep his trusted facial companion.
Brian Wilson’s conviction is strong, almost to a fault. It is incredible. He bends for no man, and no dollar amount. I am convinced somebody could offer him the world and he still wouldn’t shave. It is so insanely manly I don’t know what to do with myself. All I can do is look in the mirror at my pathetic stubble and cry as I shave it off so I can retain some level of professionalism when I attend my pathetic desk job tomorrow.
SO. MUCH. RESPECT.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
