Watch UCF Freshman running back William Stanback run over Rutgers defensive back Anthony Cioffi like he was a parking cone that got in his way:
That hit was vicious. Luscious. Almost arrousing. So how did it happen? I’ll tell you how. Here is each player’s high school recruitment bio:
Y’all notice any difference? Yea, Stanback is an inch shorter, and 25 pounds heavier than Cioffi. No wonder Cioffi got run over - hard to deal with that kind of mass differential.
Stanback looks like he has spent some time in the weight room. Check out that arm:
NOT FUCKING BAD Stanback. I bet all 6 feet, 180 lbs of Cioffi is going to be thinking about hitting the weights ‘n’ shakes after that rude awakening. I mean, come on bro, 180 lbs? Time to add some mass, you are a big boy now.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
