Remember how our youngest TwoScooper was born recently? Obviously we sent the parents the perfect gift for their newborn, the Buff Baby Rattle that is a dumbbell. Got to get that little midget started early.
I should be a baby shower party planner that gift is so fucking perfect. Anyway, the kid’s been going at that thing like it was a Shake Weight and it is paying off, the kid deadlifts 285 now:
"You better have brought me my straps, bro!"
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
