Warning: This post is NSFW. Contains strong T&A.
These pictures of Brazilian actress, model, and smokeshow Gracyanne Barbosa have been causing an uproar on the bodybuilding forums for months. Can this broad really squat, what looks like, 450 lbs? That would be insane, right? No girl can squat more than me, I am a man goddamnit!
Your Uncle Tony took to the internet to find out more.
I came across this video of Gracyanne in an otherwise ridiculous, but uncomfortably-becoming-when-Gracyanne-is-wearing-it Rainbow Tiger full body spandex suit. In this video, Barbosa is pushing this bar with relative easy making me fear for my masculinity.
But then the insecure skeptic in all of us starts to question the video:
"The bar isn’t even bending. The bar starts visibly bending at 3+ plates. FAKE!"
But then you see a picture of Barbosa at Carnival:
God damn. ”Maybe Gracyanne could actually squat 450 lbs with glutes and quads like that,” you start thinking to yourself. But “no!,” you think, “it is impossible! No girl can squat that much with such ease!”
So you start zooming in on the video, trying to catch a weight value printing on the plates somewhere…
Dang. I can’t make it out. Are they 20 KG plates? That would mean her squat was MORE than 450 lbs. This is a goddamned mystery. None of the threads on this on internet forums like leanbulk.com or bodybuilding.com have come to any concrete conclusions. I must do more research…
Dat der is some good research if ya ask me.
In conclusion, Gracyanne Barbosa is a smokin’ hot babe with an ass so fat you could rest a shaker cup on her booty. However, I think we can all agree that it would be a damn near miracle if this girl, or anybody for that matter, could actually squat 450 lbs without bending the bar and without appearing to exert any effort. As far as I am concerned though, Gracyanne can stack as many fake plates on as she wants - watching her squat those flates gives women everywhere inspiration, and gives men everywhere emasculation boners.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
