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Dave Chappelle Got Jacked. Thought You Should Know.

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Tony,
Just thought the people should know that even Dave Chappelle hits the bricks.
Dave Chappelle Jacked
          New Dave - Jacked                                            Old Dave - Not Jacked

-logaaaaaaaan

You are god damned right I want to know about this.  I am trying to corner the meathead humor niche market, and I can’t have people who are actually funny moving into my space!  I think I am funny, Dave Chapelle IS funny, but he hasn’t been a threat cause he was skinny and goofy, a completely different genre.  But now… now there is no doubt in my mind that if he decided to start into some jokes about his new ‘ceps that he would kill it - and Two Scoops would be out of business.  This is not good.

Nobody flinched when Carrot Top pulled this shit. 
Carrot Top skinny

Probably cause he got horrific plastic surgery real big and people were scared of him and if you are scary then you are not funny, and that is how Carrot Top’s “career” dissolved faster than two scoops of Whey in a blender. 
Carrot top jacked

But Dave Chappelle is funny enough to avoid this. This is not good… not good at all.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

 
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