Two Scoops. Get Huge.

lol

If you can make it past the 2m20s intro, then you bear witness to this defecation on my soul:

"For you lightweights out there, that maybe have weak stomachs, maybe you can only do two scoops… What I do is the top dose, which is four scoops. But you know, I’m still not happy with four scoops… so I do about 4.5 scoops." -Rich Piana

Did Rich “Mr. California” Piana just call me a lightweight!?

Listen, you can insult me all you want, but you can NEVER insult the scoops. Two Scoops is what got me, and all the other Two Scoopers out there, where we are today. Two Scoops is about not settling for Number 1, and pushing out a Number 2… Wait that didn’t come out right - Two Scoops is about not settling for 1, and striving to be Number 2…? You know what I mean.

I can only imagine what kind of shits Mr. Four-And-A-Half Scoops takes (…big shits).

I’m pretty sure Piana’s shoulder veins alone carry enough blood to supply a Quentin Tarantino movie. Other than that though, he doesn’t look so big - the camera ads 10 pounds, right?…

Rich Piana

Mr. California & NPC Champion

Name: Rich Piana
Residence: Northbridge, California, USA
Height: 6’0” (183 cm)
Contest Weight: 250 - 260 lbs. (113kg - 118kg)
Off-Season Weight: 280 - 290 lbs. (127kg - 132kg)

Sweet Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Infant Jesus of Nazareth - that man is a MONSTER.

I pissed my spandex when I found this dude’s profile. We are practically the same height, but he has 90 pounds on me. That means he is 90 lbs wider than I am. That is so… girthy. It is fucked up, is what it is, and I want it.

4.5 scoops it is I guess, until my intestines spitefully shit themselves out.

-Tony “Two Plus Two and A Half Scoops” Muscoli