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Scooby’s abs are sad :-(

The flag has been flying at half mast in the internet fitness world. The renowned YouTube fitness guru Scooby1961 posted his last video last week:

For those curious, Scooby was the unwilling victim of “doxing.”

Doxing is a technique used to gather information about an individual on the internet. Users on the website 4chan gathered Scooby’s personal information - his name, phone number, and home address - and posted it online. As it was done maliciously, Scooby felt that the safety of his family was put at stake, and decided to discontinue his YouTube channel, turn off his social media, and move residences.

The man built his home with his bare hands, and was forced to move because some sad assholes, hiding behind their keyboards, were jealous of his incredible pecs.

The Scooby We Know and Love

Maybe you know Scooby from my website. Scooby and I once debated the applications of marijuana to bodybuilding. And by debated, I mean I wrote a post in response to one of his videos. Scooby never replied, as he was far too busy being famous to respond to a blogger with 7 followers.

Maybe you know Scooby from his formidable chest, which is incredible for a guy his age and, when viewed from the right angle, looks a girl’s ass:

Dat chest

Perhaps you know him from his noble quest to make fedoras and bucket hats fashionable again:

But most of you know Scooby from his comfortingly genuine, and genuinely helpful YouTube videos.

As with any public figure, Scooby had his share of ridicule. He was accused of taking steroids, and of being gay (neither of which are bad things, but haters gone hate). Hell, I have even jabbed at his sometimes goofy demeanor. But none of that mattered to Scooby, because he knew that for all of the insults he received, he was still helping 10x as many people transform themselves into better people.

No matter your opinions on Scooby, his videos were helpful, well-intentioned, and provided sound advice for bodybuilders of all skill levels.

I can only dream of one day attaining the kind of bodybuilding fame that Scooby achieved (over 185 million views on his YouTube channel). The kind of fame that makes people threaten your family? That is a dream worth writing for.

Scooby1961’s videos and enthusiasm for bodybuilding will be sorely missed.

-Tony “Two Gun Salute for Scooby” Muscoli

P.S. Scooby, if you are reading this, and you need some buff dudes to stand outside your home and fight off the swolehating neckbeards of 4chan, Two Scoopers will answer the call. Swoldiers in arms.

Hell yeah Brinky! I don’t know who you are, but you are speaking my language. Join us! in our War on Planet Fitness. You echo our anti-Planet Fitness sentiments and we need right minded individuals like yourself to band together to defeat the corporate pipsqueak that is Planet Fitness. If you to want help, hit me up on Twitter @TonyTwoScoops or email me at [email protected].

Sidenote: if you are going to join us, and I am speaking to Brinky here, you might want to work on your traps/delts/pectorals/lats/everything. No offense, you just need to get huger. This pictures is alright:

…but if you are going to do videos, be more like Scooby (in terms of pectorals, not demeanor):

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

Here is a little intro: this dude calls himself Scooby. He is no doubt huge, and I am all for seeing old dudes getting jacked, shaving their chest, and icing up there nipples before they film themselves to be on YouTube, but something is just a little off. Take a look:

In this video, our friend Scooby1961 is preaching about the adverse effects of weed on your bodybuilding regime.

I don’t know what it is about this guy, but I find him hilarious. Maybe it is his bucket hat, maybe it is the fact that he trekked out into the woods and surrounded himself with symbolic foliage to make this video, or maybe it is the way he talks so matter-of-factly about weed while his giant pecs are bouncing all over the place. More likely, it is the fact that this dude has clearly never smoked anything besides salmon in his life. Now I don’t smoke weed anymore, i’m not in fucking middle school. But I don’t know, I just get the feeling that this guy spent the 70’s stuffed in a locker somewhere instead of getting high like the rest of his generation, and now he is rebelling by getting huge and proving all those big bullies wrong. I mean I could be wrong, but I am not. I’ll let you judge for yourself though. Use the comments or something, I don’t give a shit.

Sidenote: If you get high and watch this, Scooby’s abs look like a sad face.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli