And he still can’t pull his pants up.
-Tony
Thanks to Lindsay for the tip.
Lance Armstrong on Drugs
What is a bike? It sounds like cardio…
-Tony
(Source: excuse-my-charisma)
Reverse Gender Stereotypes at the Gym
DON’T BE A LITTLE PENIS!
I apologize in advance for the fluff I am posting while I am away at Coachella. It’s tough to create quality content while I am busy taking my shirt off at the EDM tent.
-Tony “Too Busy Raging" Muscoli
(Source: runningislife)
The Proudest Moment of My Life
Standing on the sidewalk in a tank top on my way to the gym, a school bus drives by and a kid yells out the window at me, “yo nigga I know you take steroids!
Proudest moment of my life.
- Tony
(Source: steveinaspeedo)
It’s the best excuse I can come up with.
Two Scoops Short Film
Two Scoops - A Short Film by Robert Rodriguez
Two Scoops is starring Elise and Electra Avellan as “Ice cream scoopers by day. Danger seekers by night."
As part of Project Green Screen, director Robert Rodriquez is working with his fans in order to find the final cut to his short film Two Scoops. There are some unfinished scenes in the movie, and Rodriguez will use crowdsourced ideas, images, and footage to complete his film.
I don’t know what is happening here, but I suppose I should have seen this coming. Ever since we started Two Scoops Get Huge 3 years ago, people have been trying to capitalize on the strength and ingenuity of our namesake.
It is always people trying to hide behind the innocence of ice cream. Just the other day some asshole opened up an ice cream parlor called “Three Scoops" down the block from me, and now this: some dingus making a Two Scoops short film is going to try to steal all my internet thunder. But you know what, I am OK with it. I take it as a compliment. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and I think that we should all help this guy out in making his film.
TWEET YOUR IDEAS
For Act 2, they need “a creative genius with just a hint of madness. Watch Act 2 below and you’ll see a villain-slaying weapon, still partially in green screen. Tweet your wackiest ideas for what the weapon does, and you could help shape the story."
Get your tweets to @Rodriguez by 5pm GMT on Wednesday 10th April. Make sure you tag them #KeepMoving"
Two Scoopers, send in your ideas to @Rodriquez, I’ll get the ball rolling:
Thanks to Halden S. for the tip.
Lift Your Drinks with Dom Mazzetti
I lost it at “Increased Perceived Dick Size." I would have laughed harder if I wasn’t so painfully hungover… nothing a couple of protein shakes can’t cure though.
-Tony “Two Scoops" Muscoli
Suicide Grip is Called That for a Reason
I waited a few days before posting this because I watched it on Chest Monday and it kind of threw off my whole workout having watched multiple people drop 300+ lbs on their chest over and over.
The biggest thing I wonder about when watching these videos is, how do the self videos of kids working out in their basement end up on the YouTube? Do they like humiliating themselves so they put it up themselves? Do they send it to dickhead friends who then post it on YouTube for them? If so, why aren’t these friends spotting some of these poor souls?
If you learn anything from this video, it is that suicide grip is called that for a reason.
Suicide Grip - noun - A bench press grip that involves placing the thumb behind the index finger (as opposed to wrapping it around the barbell)
Suicide Grip puts excess strain on your wrists compared to a regular grip, and in the worst case scenario, you can more easily end up like one of the assholes in this video.
-Tony “Two Scoops" Muscoli
