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Proper Hack Squat Technique

The Hack Squat is an often under-utilized tool for leg growth, though we know it can be an incredibly effective tool.  The legend Dorian Yates has said, and I quote, “I won 6 Mr. Olympia titles without doing a single free-weight squat.”  Dorian built his championship winning legs with leg press and, yup, - you guessed it - the Hack Squat.

If we know that the Hack Squat can be an effective quad-builder, why aren’t you doing it?  

Maybe your gym doesn’t have the machine?  
Find another gym?  I don’t know what to tell you other than: you shouldn’t be working out at planet fitness.

Maybe you don’t know how to use the machine?
That’s what your Uncle Tony is here for, gather ‘round.

Hack Facks

Perhaps the single most common misconception about Hack Squats, is that there is only one way to do them: flat back to pad, squat down.  But this isn’t true for everyone.  

Hack Fack #1:
Men and woman alike have different joint structures, different lengths of limbs, and varying ranges-of-motion in the hip due to genetics, ankylosis, or inflexibility.

Hack Fack #2:
When engaging in the Hack Squat motion, men derive the majority of their power through their quadriceps femoris.  This gives the male musculature a mechanical advantage when engaging in a more traditional Hack Squat technique: Back flush against the pad, feet shoulder width apart, toes pointed forward, keep your lower back up against the pad as you lower to quads at a 90 degree angle to shins.

Hack Fack #3:
Women, on the other hand, derive the majority of their power from their gluteus maximus.  This gives women the mechanical advantage when utilizing the Reverse Hack Squat.

“This machine smells like neck sweat.”

When performing the Reverse Hack Squat, women concentrate on keeping the shoulders forward, face down, hips back off the pad.  When in the “down” position, quads should be at roughly a 45 degree angle to the shins, focusing on keeping an exaggerated arch in the lower back.  Compression leg-wear is highly recommended when performing this exercise in order to increase blood circulation to my boner the leg muscles involved.

Here is a video of natural bodybuilder Jodi Miller performing the exercise:

You can tell the glutes are being engaged, by the way her lower back looks like it is about to rupture.

Hopefully you’ve found this information helpful.  I’ll be keeping an eye out for more ladies utilizing the Reverse Hack Squat in the future.  Let me know if you need a spot.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

 
 


The Dangers of Training in Tandem

Check out these fucking meatheads! TWO SCOOPS! Getting swollen in tandem.  Hardcore!  But be careful Two Scoopers, don’t try this at your home gym without proper supervision, and without first reading this announcement:

A Public Service Announcement Regarding Training in Tandem:

Lifting in tandem with your training partner is flamboyant, and although it is not as blatantly homoerotic as solo spotting your buddy doing back squats, it’s still pretty very questionable.  

An exception to this rule would be these two juggernauts performing Front Dumbbell Shoulder Raises in unison.  This is because they are both massif and there is a cameraman nearby - so instead of looking like enormous tools, they look awesome.

Lesson learned?  If you are going to do gay stuff at the gym, make sure you are being filmed so it isn’t weird for everybody else…


How to Get Big Calves

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

 
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Train ‘Til You Die

hardworkout:

Even if I knew that I would die tomorrow, I would train today.

That is fucking stupid.  Would you really lift on your last day alive? Really?  I’ll tell you what, I’m as “TRAIN ‘TIL YOU DIE” as anybody, but I’m not going to actually walk that walk - I’m not insane.

If I know I am dying tomorrow, I am going to spend my time reminiscing with my family and loved ones, being sure I tell them how much they have meant to me.

Then I’d take a clinical dose of NO-Xplode, head out with homies, get CRAZY FUCKED UP, and bang smokin’ hot babes.

-Tony Muscoli

 
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