You know what is hotter than a hot Asian girl? A hot Asian girl with boobs, and for some odd reason, Canada seems to have all of them.
Try it, Google “Asian fitness model.” Every single hot Asian female fitness model/figure competitor is from fucking Canada. I thought only white people and polar bears lived in Canada. Is America doing something wrong? I mean, we have Tila Tequila, but I can’t really be sure she is even human.
Don’t believe me?
Karen Pang
Fitness Competitor from Vancouver, BC.
Height: 5’ 2”
Weight: 107 lbs
Bust: 34”
Waist: 23”
Hips: 35”
Cup: C
Belinda Kim
Fitness Competitor from Toronto, Ontario (born in Edmonton, Alberta).
Cup: C
Enjoy the overly dramatic music of Belinda’s promo video:
Valerie Ross
Fitness Competitor from Edmonton, Alberta (born in Singapore).
Height: 5’ 4”
Weight: 124 lbs
Bust: 34”
Waist: 25”
Hips: 34”
Cup: D
God damn it Canada. Stop being so selfish. SHARE.
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
