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How To Write A Letter to Your GF - by Dr. Dre

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Dr. Dre has always been swole of mind and body. He is what, 49 years old now? and the dude is jacked.

Plus, he has been spitting the illest rhymes and dropping crazy huge beats since many of us were toddlers. The Chronic 2001 pretty much shaped my childhood.

And now, fellow Two Scoopers, we look to this visionary for guidance in a lost art. The Art of Courtship Correspondence. This letter was written by Dr. Dre to his girlfriend in 1995. His use of pen on paper here really moves you. Today, this would be replaced by a text that simply reads, “yo girl can a playa holla?” This letter is a nostalgic relic to a more chivalrous era. I guarantee that if you were to craft a handwritten letter like this to a woman in your life, she would be wet before she even undid the flap of the envelope.

Observe, and learn from a master wordsmith:

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Is there a man on this planet who could make the phrase, “wish I was up in that ass” sound more romantic?

Dr. Dre was a true master of his craft.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

Mar 25, 202618 notes
#Dr Dre
The Rock in Battle Armor

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I apologize in advance if all of the testosterone in this picture broke your computer.

Mar 24, 202616 notes
#Dwayne Johnson #The Rock
Mar 21, 202633 notes
Watch Arnold Schwarzenegger Crush Stuff with His Tank

I watched this video 10 times in row, because it makes me cry.

Heh Heh… I don’t cry. But I did watch this video on repeat. Nothing and nobody inspires me more than Arnold - even old Arnold (assuming he can actually grow old and die).

You can enter to win a trip to LA to ride around in Arnold’s tank and crush stuff at Omaze.com. Good luck, you’ll have to compete with the 1,000 entries I have already submitted.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

Mar 12, 202610 notes
#Arnold Schwarzenegger
Tinder Bitches Trying to Fuck Up Your Friday Night

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An actual conversation submitted by TwoScooper, Joey “Juice” Vigaroni.

Mar 7, 202611 notes
#Tinder #Cardio
Man Nearly Completes Tranformation into Michelin Man

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"All set for a coat of white body paint!"

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Mar 4, 202610 notes
#Synthol
Jimmy Fallon in Shock at the Size of Israel Idonije

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Sunday, March 2nd, 2014 - The Chicago Polar Bear plunge brought some familiar faces into the freezing waters. Pictured above is Israel Idonije, defensive end for the Detroit Lions. Reports say that other famous people took to the frigid waters yesterday, but nobody could see them behind Israel’s massive traps.

Mar 3, 20264 notes
#Israel Idonije #Chicago #Polar Plunge
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