Jeff King was an American amateur bodybuilder in the 1980s… fascinating.
You don’t even have to squint, he just looks like the head of a penis.
I don’t like how that dickhead is smiling at me - makes me feel uncomfortable.
Jeff King looks oddly reminiscent of this guy:
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
The following comic from Cyanide & Happiness was brought to my attention:
Before anybody starts feeling sad that they aren’t eating cake, take into consideration the author of this comic: Dave McElfatrick.
His name is, quite literally, ELF - FAT - TRICK. And that is exactly what this comic is: an Elf’s Fat Trick. Dave McElfatrick is nothing more than a tubby turd who is tricking only himself and other self-loathing individuals into thinking that short term gratification outweighs the immense feeling of self-worth garnered by those who are swole of body and mind.
Sorry Dave, nobody here at Two Scoops is going to fall for your elvish Fat Tricks. We know the true meaning of happiness isn’t found within a pile of flour, butter, and sugar. True happiness is found within - within our gloriously well muscled bodies. And the only way to put that happiness within your self, is through self improvement, not self indulgence.
Dave, you can have your cake, and eat it too. I don’t want cake, I want washboard abs and biceps that make it impossible for me to touch my own shoulders.
So while you, and others like you, try to justify your sloth-like, gluttonous existence by shaming those who take pride in themselves, we shall rise above… by editing your stupid butthead comic in MS Paint and posting it on Two Scoops:
-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli
