Two Scoops. Get Huge.

It took me most of the video to even realize this was a joke.

- Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

This is why women should always be sporting yoga pants:

You don’t run the risk of getting pantsed if you got some hip huggers on. I don’t care if you are bloated or on your period or whatever. Ladies, save yourselves the embarrassment of showing off your ass to everybody at the gym, by wearing pants that show your ass off to everybody at the gym.

I have no ulterior motives in making these statements.

-Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

Look how swole Jay Cutler’s bicep birthday cake is. I bet that thing is full of protein powder too.

That’s a bulking cake if I’ve ever seen a cheat meal… and I’ve seen cheat meals.

- Tony “Two Scoops” Muscoli

Preach.